Waylon is my date to Presley’s party

Annnd I’m happy about that (:
mega-melvin: “Oh look, God has a picture of me!”
A girl that doesnt give up on you even if you did something wrong, is the girl you should keep.

My boyfriend came over and we saw workaholics and I cooked him dinner and….oh wait, I don’t have a boyfriend!
:o

godyewest:

i am actually a really awesome girlfriend
Ranger’s first bath :3 #pitbull #puppy #bath (Taken with instagram)
I'm sitting here watching Regular show with my brother's girlfriend
  • And she's like:wuuuuuuh
  • And I'm like:aadhklkfsegbknvduvduv SO FUNNY!
I can’t wait to see Cannibal Corpse at Summer Slaughter

Like fuuuu I’m so excited its retarded.
unworthysacrifice: allroad: wherestheexit: mikedaoo: uglyuglyugly: A crime scene photo of the Miami man who was found naked and eating the face of another person before being shot dead by police that everyone’s been talking about.The Miami Herald reported that the attacker was 31-year-old Rudy Eugene. The man he attacked remained in extremely critical condition Sunday night at Jackson Memorial Hospital. Much of his face was gone, the skin ripped away, the nose bitten and the eyes gouged. What remained was his goatee and little else. “We’re hoping that he pulls through, for his well-being, but also so he can tell us what happened,” said Sgt. Javier Ortiz, vice president of the Miami police union. “Only he knows.” My guess is PCP was involved. Every PCP story I’ve ever read online has involved public nudity, being covered in blood, and cannibalism. How ironic is it that these would happen within the same week.. 5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation: Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402 Notice.. Most if not all were within Florida. I’m slightly convinced and freaked out now. fuckin hell.  bad shit ok now this is weird Worst case of the munchies ever.

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